...BLOGS, THAT IS.

http://loverevolution21.wordpress.com

So gtfo this one now.

Go to that blog. srs.

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SRS.

WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?

P.S. Keep looking fine, Chinami.

Keep looking fine.

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Berryz Koubou - Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance

Okay, let's go over what this PV has:

-Cute outfits
-Monkey outfits
-Solo lines for people OTHER than Risako, Miyabi and Momoko
-Chinami looking FIIIINE
-A really cute dance
-Cute facial expressions
-Fun atmosphere

What is there not to like?

Well, let's think about this for a moment.

Okay, so Berryz Koubou has strayed from Kokuhaku and VERY BEAUTY. Okay, so Berryz Koubou is being silly.

Um... Golden age Morning Musume, anyone? They danced with URINALS in The Peace for God's Sake. And that single was amazing. Think about how old some of the older generations were.

Was that a problem? Probably not.

Risako Sugaya is 14. Saki Shimizu is 16. They AREN'T THAT OLD.

THEY DON'T NEED TO BE MATURE.

And either way, C-ute and Morning Musume are becoming way too mainstream for my liking. Why do we need ANOTHER serious group, honestly? I mean, I'm not saying I approve of C-ute and Morning Musume's current path, but I can't change that. Berryz Koubou, however, is going the opposite route, and all you guys can do about it is accept it, or go listen to C-ute and Morning Musume.

I mean, everybody hates Risako.

So why not go listen to another H!P group instead of complaining about Risako AND their music?

I don't really care what all of you say, Dschinghis Khan was amazing. It was a typical H!P single. A single where they thought outside of the box, and went beyond what other artists are doing.

I think that's pretty fantastic, but apparently I'm one of the only people who thinks that.

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...Oh... am I already at this point...?

Shit.

Okay uh...

KOI NO DANCE SITE

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Just so you know, Koi no Dance Site was my first Morning Musume PV.

And... I hated it.

It horrified me and I wanted nothing to do with that thing called "Morning Musume".

I wonder how Morning Musume ended up becoming my favourite group. :l

Also, just as a fun fact:

Whenever Im not focused on my typing, I typo Koi no Dance Site as Koi no Dance Shit.

No joke.

MOVING ON

UH!

HA!

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When I first saw this, I didn't know how many girls were in the group, and they all just looked like a bunch of Japanese girls that I couldn't tell apart.

You can imagine how confused I was.

It was a similar reaction to when people look through the H!P photos on my iPod and see Shabondama screenshots...

SEKUSHI BIIIIIIIMU~!

Best line ever.

Don't even bother arguing.

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They're... standing in a square of some sorts. ._.

This is the first time I've noticed...

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Gocchin looks so nice with long hair.

But maybe she should keep it at THAT length.

Instead of this:

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Yeah Gocchin we all saw your blog.

We know the length of your hair.

You don't need extensions THAT long. :l

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Ahahaha, Sayaka still has the whistle in her mouth.

That's amazing.

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WHEN MAKI FALLS FORWARD, IT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP.

SHUT UP I KNOW IT WAS PLANNED. >:l

I like this part too. It's funny. =w=

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And here is... some sky... because I had 19 Koi no Dance Shit Site pictures and I wanted 20. @_@

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4:19	pengie	Why did Reina cross the road
4:19	amimi	but yeah, that sandwich was good timing
4:19	Chiakii	To wink at the people on the other side?
4:19	amimi	to wink at the people on the other side?
4:19	amimi	WTF
4:19	pengie	..........
4:19	Chiakii	XDDD

4:19	amimi	O__________________________O
4:19	pengie	OH WOW
4:19	amimi	HOLY CRAP
4:19	pengie	ONE OF US
4:19	pengie	ONE OF US
4:19	pengie	ONE OF US
4:19	Chiakii	Wow.
4:19	pengie	That was honestly
4:19	amimi	i typed it out
4:19	pengie	Amazing
4:19	amimi	and right when i was pressing enter,
4:19	amimi	chiakii said it
4:20	amimi	and i was like WTFFFFF
4:20	wendy	Amazing
4:20	amimi	but i was already pressing the enter button
4:20	amimi	uhh

4:21	pengie	why did Takahashi Ai cross the road
4:21	amimi	to be boring on the other side
4:21	wendy	To find a personality?
4:22	pengie	she was chasing--
4:22	pengie	DAMNIT WENDY

4:23	wendy	Why did Linlin cross the road?
4:23	pengie	I bet I can come up with another
4:23	pengie	WHY
4:23	Chiakii	I can't even answer that.
4:23	pengie	OH WAIT
4:23	wendy	There was a nursery across the street
4:23	pengie	I HAVE AN ANSWER
4:23	pengie	YES
4:23	amimi	THERE WERE BABIES ON THE OTHER SIDE>
4:23	amimi	aw
4:23	Chiakii	XDDD
4:23	pengie	There was a nursery on the other side and she wanted lunch
4:23	amimi	I WAS ALL EXTRA LATE

4:25	amimi	why DIDN'T sayumi cross the rode?
4:25	wendy	WHY
4:25	pengie	uhhh...
4:25	Chiakii	Because there was someone cuter on the other side?
4:25	pengie	why
4:25	Chiakii	I don't knooow.
4:25	amimi	she was too busy screaming HELP ME on this side

4:25	pengie	Why did Maeda Yuki cross the road
4:25	wendy	Why did sayumi scream help me?
4:26		*** amyrulez joined #wotachat
4:26	amimi	so someone would help her cross the street?
4:26	amimi	OMG
4:26	amimi	AMY!
4:26	wendy	She got hit by a car while crosing the road
4:26	pengie	She was hoping someone would notice her for once

4:26	pengie	Why did Matsuura Aya cross the road
4:26	wendy	Why?
4:26	amyrulez	really miss y'all
4:26	pengie	She was looking for her career
4:26	wendy	LOL
4:26	pengie	ba dum ching

4:27	wendy	Why didn't Mai cross the road
4:27	amimi	I KEEP DOING THAT WTF
4:27	pengie	ummm
4:27	pengie	why
4:27	amimi	I DO IT EVEN WHEN HER NAME IS WRITTEN MATSUURA AYA
4:27	wendy	SB was on the other side. D:

4:28	pengie	alternate version
4:28	pengie	Why did Tanaka Reina cross the road
4:28	wendy	Why
4:28	pengie	Fuck if I know but she's a dirty whore

4:30	pengie	okay so why did Okada Yui cross the road
4:30	amimi	uh
4:30	Chiakii	Something to do with her boobs

EDIT:

5:02	wendy	H!P jokes are the best kind of jokes...
5:02	amimi	hahaha
5:02	amimi	knock knock
5:03	broomhead2	H!P jokes where the girls at prostitutes and drug addicts*
5:03	wendy	whose there
5:03	amimi	airi
5:03	wendy	air-
5:03	wendy	fuck
5:03	wendy	HI AIRI, COME IN
5:03	amimi	HAHAHAHAH
5:03	amimi	WRONG ANSWER THOUGH D:
5:04	broomhead2	knock knock
5:04	wendy	What was the answer?
5:04	wendy	whos there
5:04	broomhead2	my name is
5:04	amimi	noooo
5:04	amimi	it's airi who?
5:04	amimi	D:
5:04	wendy	airi who?

5:04	broomhead2	MY NAME IS
5:04	wendy	my name is who x.x
5:04	amimi	NO MY NAME IS AIRIROO, NOT AIRI WHO
5:04	broomhead2	my name is reina and thatll be $20 for the evening
5:04	Chiakii	XDDD
5:04	amimi	...
5:04	amimi	i am lame
5:04	wendy	LOL
5:05		*** amimi is now known as lamy
5:05	wendy	I thought it'd be
5:05	wendy	AIRI WHO?
5:05	wendy	AIRI WHO?!
5:05	wendy	YOU DON'T KNOW WHO AIRI IS?!
5:05	wendy	GTFO!

5:05	lamy	HAAHAHAH
5:05	wendy	LOLOLOL LAMY!!
5:05	broomhead2	knock knock
5:05	wendy	OMG!
5:05	wendy	whos there
5:05	broomhead2	Linlin
5:06	wendy	linlin who
5:06	lamy	LINLIN WHO
5:06	broomhead2	Exactly
5:06	lamy	HAHAHAHA
5:06	wendy	OMG
5:06	wendy	OMG
5:06	wendy	LOLING
5:06	wendy	OMG

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Ohlord. This will take a longggg time...

FURUSATO

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MAY I PRESENT "NATSUMI ABE AND HER BACKUP SINGERS"

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OH NO, HERE COMES THE TRAIN...!

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In this picture, Kaori reminds me of a stereotype nerd.

Her shirt is tucked in and... her pose...

it's just so... nerdy...

QUICK, SOMEBODY GET THE THICK GLASSES

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Mari's slowly getting prettier.

I can't wait for Ai Araba... so cute. T^T <3

LOVE MACHINE

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Oh yay, another lame video from the '90s.

BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS

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WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

Oh that's right

That's the REAL miracle member of Morning Musume

AKA MAKI GOTO, LOVER OF STARBUCKS

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I actually really like the LOVE Machine PV.

It's just so much more fun than their previous releases.

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Marippe got electricuted.

Nacchi said NO MARI DON'T TOUCH THAT

and Mari said PFH DON'T WORRY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!

Trust me. Nacchi knows from experience. Cough Memory Seishun cough.

I love their clothes in this video.

It's just so amazing.

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WOAAAAH

I don't care if the song is fail now that recent Momusu covers it.

...This PV is so fantastic.

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I want Marippe's jacket so badly.

SO BADLY.

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That's not out of the ordinary at all.

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Do these drawings creep anybody else out?

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The effects in this PV are lame. But that's what makes them so awesome.

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Tanpopo, anyone?

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This part is like, the best scene in LOVE Machine

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Oh, I didn't know I was watching Manatsu no Kousen. >:l

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The infamous Love Machine.

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Originally it was supposed to be one post.

Ohwell.

Let's just start.

SUMMER NIGHT TOWN

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They're rocking now.

Oh hi Yaguchi, I barely recognized you with all that ugly on your face.

Actually I lied. I didn't even notice you.

HOLY CRAP... HOW DID SHE DO THAT

HOLY CRAP I AM FREAKING OUT

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WHAT THE FUCK

...Is that Yaguchi in the back?

Okay is it fair to put the shortest member in the back?

Honestly, guys...

3 summer night town 8

Back when Marippe didn't have blonde hair.

Also, I think Kei had a starring role in Ju-On. =/

DAITE HOLD ON ME!

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Jesus, Kaori.

Look more excited.

You're my new Linlin for the next while.

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This PV is so uninteresting.

So I just took a random screen so I'd have more Daite pictures.

MEMORY SEISHUN NO HIKARI

 Let's discuss the many variations of Abe.

"Hey guys I just got electricuted" Nacchi

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The first appearance of hot Nacchi.

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Gender-confused Nacchi.

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No, Mari. Sitting up higher than everybody else doesn't make you look taller.

It actually makes you look shorter.

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I'm not really digging the lipstick.

Actually, that's an understatement.

It's awful.

HELP ME

...Does anybody else see it? No? Fuck.

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For once, Aya Ishiguro doesn't scare me.

Unless Im wrong and that's not Ishiguro.

...Oops.

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...They... They left Nacchi's face normal, but blurred out Mari.

...WHAT THE FUCK

MANATSU NO KOUSEN

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I have a feeling that this was like, crazy amazing at the time.

But I wouldn't know, I was a super little kid.

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...Aww... she's back to being ugly...

6 manatsu no kousen 3

"=DDDDDD"

The line she's saying is EDORESU SAMAA.

Which is Endless Summer.

But uh, for a long time, the translation wasn't on Project Hello

And I honestly though they were saying Undress Summer.

...Scared me.

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...That's a GREAT view. >:l

6 manatsu no kousen 5

I don't really have anything to say about this.

I just thought the underwater scenes were amusing in general.

6 manatsu no kousen 6

Kaori's expression cracks me up.

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From when they didn't learn difficult dances.

So... instead they just stood around awkwardly, swaying every now and then.

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Kay, Yaguchi wasn't that bad.

But she's sooo much more attractive now.

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Yeah, girls, that's a great idea.

LETS PLAY IN THE WATER IN WHITE CLOTHES.

To roughly quote my BFFAEAE Kassy [despite the fact that we were talking about something totally different]:

"You know that Tsunku personally picked out their outfits. 'MY GIRLS GOTTA LOOK GOOD'"

I don't remember the exact words but it remains in my mind. >.o

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This bubble effect is started to piss me off.

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I have decided to go through my 10th anniversary Momusu PV collection... and talk about each PV. [Not RB 'cause it's not on here and I already did that one. <3]

With pictures.

I believe we've already clarified that I am partially insane.

And fuck you, go find the videos yourself. That'll take up even more space and my blog homepage will be horrifyingly long.

LETS BEGIN, SHALL WE?

AI NO TANE

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you...

Morning Musume.

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From a time, long long ago, where the fans were women. Yes there was such a time.

However I didn't know they existed. I don't even think I knew Japan existed...

I knew Pokeman existed though... Man I love those things.

ANYWAYS MOVING ON

TIME FOR SOME SARCASTIC AND RUDE COMMENTS

[For the record, that Kaori picture took me atleast 20 tries. And it still sucks. She moves too much.]

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No, honey, the camera is up here.

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Ahahahaha. Ha. Aha. Johnson is the Linlin of Ai no Tane.

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THIS ONE IS SELF-EXPLANITORY. OMGOMGOMG AHAHAHAHAHAHA

And then CUE THE ELEVATOR MUSIC

Elevator music

And then

KAORI SOLO YAY

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Kaori failing

Somebody please tell me Project! Hello is wrong.

Please tell me that it was a directing mistake to put Kaori footage there.

PLEASE

IT'S SO FREAKING AWFUL ;-;

MORNING COFFEE

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Ah the '90s. I was like, 3 when this came out... But still.

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I don't care what you say, Max. That is scary.

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I feel like Im on a really bad trip. Like, I did some crazy shit and thought I was in Japan from the '90s.

Wait a second...

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Good mornin' baby. Here's some coffee. [AHAHAHA WENDY YOU'RE SO FUNNY]

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I wonder if Kaori's husband is scared of the Kaori stare...

2 morning coffee 6

This looks like a flashback scene from like, CSI or something.

THAT'S WHEN HE RAPED HER WHILE SHE WAS ON THE DRUG.

-FLASHFLASHFLASH- -BACK TO THE DETECTIVE PEOPLE-

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Oh. OHHHH. I see what's going on here... I was wondering where the person they were singing about was...

EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

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Drugs are bad, mm'kay?

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Oh. Wait. They were ALL in on this?!

Holy. Crap.

DON'T FORGET TO INVITE THE 2ND GEN!

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I hear that they all like coffee quite a bit.

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I went for simplicity.

Also, my copy of C\C still isn't here. D:<

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YOUR BABY EATING DAYS ARE OVER

...AGAIN

Uh oh linlin. i caught you

I was looking for DVDs to watch

And I realized that I hadn't taken any RB screenshots since I bought it at pmall.

Ta-dah

But Im liking Linlin now

Slightly

Like how Koha was the most annoying thing on the whole fucking planet

and now I hate her so much that I love her

And the love overpowers the hate.

I love you Koha

And you too Linlin.

Kinda.

Linlin and mittsi are doing the same thing but linlin looks stupid

Seriously.

Mittsi's like "TEEHEE IM MITTSI"

And Im like AWWWWWWWWW

And Linlin's like CAN I ALSO BE MITTSI?

sorry Linlin.

You can't.

Lol reinas shirt

Why does that shirt crack me up, despite me knowing that it's for the sports team?

Wtf wendy

wtf

Mittsi wants to be like miiya lol

Well... okay Mittsi.

Just don't get a boyfriend.

[LOL ME AND MISA WERE IMMITATING MITTSI WHILE WAITING FOR THE SUBWAY. We stuck our chins out and we're like ARE WE MIYABI YET or something] 

Cute cute cute gaki

Oh Gaki.

I wish that was my car. You're so cute.

Junlin are hungry hungry hippos

You guys look starved.

Didn't you JUST EAT?

Btw that's a camera you're looking at.

It's not a banana.

Nor is it a baby.

Sorry, guys.

Lol aichan

Im trying so hard not to laugh.

So so so hard.

Koha is a movie star guiz

K. So.

Aichan's getting phsyical (PHYSICAL~)
Gaki is in a cab
Kameshige are at an amusment park all casual-like eating crepes and stuff
Reina is walking alone [didn't she say in a pocket morning that she didn't like doing that?] we all know a wota would have jumped her by then, though.
Mittsi's being a loner waiting for a train
Junlin are eating food. [which is probably banana baby flavored. Like that banana medicine, but with more baby]

And Miracle-chan over there is being interviewed.
Hahaha yeaaaaaah

HELP ME

Does anybody else find sayu EXTREMELY FUCKING HOT right here?

Seriously

What. A. Turn-on.

You may fail at singing, Michishige,

But you're really sexy.

Happy gaki looks happy

I couldn't capture it.

You have to see it.

But she was grinning as she turned around. I thought it was cute.

Awww reina

Really.

Fucking.

Cute.

THE END

And as an added bonus:

Here's some unrelated sexy Koha from EYN:

Though it's not a bad thing that it's unrelated

I mean

Sexy Koha

When is that unwanted?

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